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New Zealand Herald, Volume XLIX, Issue 15075, 19 August 1912, Page 5

A case of fA'te biter being bitten occurred ! at the Agricultural Association's meeting j at; Wanganui hist week. The secretary | was busy taking down the names of donors I of prizes, when V, joker exclaimed : " Mr. I—, one guinea." The victim accepted { the inevitable, but promptly announced : Mr. — (naming the joker), five guineas." The latkv's expostulations wero of no avail, so he tendered a cheque for a guinea in full settlement. The joke was, therefore, worth two guineas to the. association. For children or growß-up people Chamberlain's cough remedy is a grand medicine. The Question of the Day.—The question of t to-day or to-morrow, ami of every succeedi in- day, is: Have you usett Pears' Soap? If you have not, you have rust done your duty Iby your skin and complexion. If, on the ' other hand—that is, en both hand--, and on ! the face, and on lha Akin generally— have used Pears', you ran feel happy, for I you will have done the best that possibly ! can be done for the skin's health and ' beauty There can be no question about, i that Pears' has been m.\kirifr beautiful i complexions for nearly 12fi years.—Pears" Matchless for tho Complexion. Roslyn writing pads. 100 sheets, fine, kink paper "onlv sixpence each ; wonderful value. I --Charles llainger, Onehunga. Up to the Standard? Certainly! New shipment arrived— than ever. ''Bora! Standard " tobacco. Try it. Baxter's Lung Preserver immediately relieves suffering, and thoroughly _ cures a couch or cold. Is lOd the largo size bottle at chemists and stores. Get it now. If inclined to rheumatics, take Wat. Rongoa Mineral Water regularly. This delightful water possesses great medicinal properties. It. eradicates uric acid, alleviates kidney trouble, makes yon stronger, healthier. Tho New Zealand Medical Journal praises Wai-lloagca. All hotels, clubs, Stores, chemists. Wo invito the attention of drapers and storekeepers to our recent shipments of Movie's prints and Warner's riiit-proof corsets. —Ross and Glendining, Ltd., wholesalo agents. Massoy now on top, likewise Schneider nan's dandy hoots. Remarkable value.— Wellesley-stroet West. Every woman who values, stylo, comfort, I and economy, should wear Uoyle's vxinui i and Warner's rust-proof corset*