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New Zealand Herald, Volume XXIX, Issue 8982, 13 September 1892, Page 6

T A. A. K.'s STRING. Wonders will never cease ; neither will Waterbury's, or conundrums on them either. The following is one batch from the multitude that reach us daily : — (1) Why is the 13s 6d Waterbury Watch like a firm in liquidation ? Answer : Because it takes a long time to wind up. (2) Why is the same watch like a " Kangaroo Answer : Because it has a very long spring. (3) Why are the berries found in the Gull Stream like the W. VV. Co.'s Watches? Answer : Because they are Water-berries (4) What is the difference between tin Waterbury Watch Company and the Cit' Water Worics ? Answer: One is aW. W. C. and other k C. W. W. AKE MINUTE, PLEASE if you suffer from Headache, Lassitude, Backache, and sluggish circulation of the blood, you are not full of all the diseases in the calendar as quacks would have you believe. You simply need the healthy stimulation of nature's own restorative — electricity. Dr. Scott's Electric Corsets for Women, 7s 6d, 10s 6d, 12s 6d, and 17s 6d, and Belts for Men, 17s 6d. If you have cold feet, chilblains, rheumatic pains in the knees or legs, use Br. Scott's Electric Insoles, any size, 3s. If your teeth decay or ache, or if neuralgic pains afflict you, use Dr. Scott's Electric Tooth Brush, 3s. Don't be deceived by trashy imitators. ill 11. _____________ £13 o_ _* « lb «J8 i •£ ji „ IH©i aKs 111 #3 3 5 S *| hL__ 5 3 " I 5s __ _ M *'* few »U O 2 8 -e ill ° 9 si U . can -— ° ft jj ■ 2 = SS«Si BWHBS&amsggsb. r 1 LlI u *■ "gs wsmmml& ■■ d»