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North Otago Times, 22 May 1909, Page 1 (Supplement)

WHICH? "Officer," said the magistrate, "what is the charge against the prisoner ? "■ "Having an infernal machine in his possession, your honour," replied the policeman. "Anarchist or chaflcur? 1 ' queried the magistrate.

Use sour milk in place of water for making dough for bread. It is generally supposed that when a fellow wins the love of a girl he has her confidence. Per contra, it is a case of downright Miss trust. It is said that Shakespeare's father was so illiterate that he could not sign his name. He made his mark. So did his son.

Caller: "Do yon think the doctor fs going to help you, Mr. Jones?" Jones : "lie may. if 1 can only follow his orders. He (old me to drink hot water thirty minutes bofore every meal, but it is barn work to drink hot water for (hirly minutes."

lie: "Hut really, arc j;oii going to marry me, or nrc you going to make a fool of mo ? " She; "Uqlh, my dew bojr.''