Somo timo agq on Irish recruiter was giving & lecture on the advantages of the army. His speech was all very well until ho said •. "Look at mo. When I Joined the Array I hadn't a rag to my back, an 1 bow I'm covered with 'em."
"Here you are," said the warder, handing a pail of water into the cell in which a Scotsman was incarcerated, "this is to wash your cell." Two minutes later tho wardor returned to find Sandy, clothed in nothing, giving himself a good scrub, "What on earth are you doing that for?" "Well," queried Sandy, "didn't yo tell mo to wash ma' sel' ?"
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North Otago Times, 8 January 1908, Page 2 (Supplement)
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108Page 2 Advertisements Column 4 North Otago Times, 8 January 1908, Page 2 (Supplement)
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