Such a Relief.
Wife (time, midnight): “ Hark ! Husband, wake up ! I hear the rustling of silk and the clang of chains.” Husbaud : “You do ? Horrors! Then the reports are true. I was told this house was haunted.” Wife (much relieved): “ Oh, is that all ? I was afraid that Fido had broken loose and was tearing up my new ball-dress.”
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Northland Age, Volume VI, Issue 3, 6 September 1909, Page 3
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59Such a Relief. Northland Age, Volume VI, Issue 3, 6 September 1909, Page 3
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