JOKES FOR THE CHESHIRE CAT
Interfering Old Gentleman: That’s a bonny baby'of yours Madam? I trust he will grow up to be a man of credit and renown.
Mother (pushing pram): ’Tain’t likely.
1.0. G.: Madam, why do you say that? It all depends on how you bring him up. Mother: I can’t bring him up because him’s a her.
Nice Sister: If I had been offered a dish with two apples on it, I would have taken the smaller one.
Nasty Brother: Well, you’ve got it. so what’s all the fuss about? —Zelma Miller, Takaka.
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXXIII, 28 September 1940, Page 9
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