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Manawatu Times, Volume 68, Issue 61, 13 March 1943, Page 3

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Orderly Officer, inspecting dining hall: “Any complaints, men?” Gunner: “Yes, sir, these taters are not cooked properly. ’ ’ Officer (to sergeant): “What does ho* mean by taters? ’ ’ Sergeant: “His plasted ignorance! He means SPUDS, sir!” Gunner .Tones walked into the C.O.’a room, pretty nearly a nervous wreck. “Please, sir, I would like the week off to get married.” “What,” roared the Colonel. “Who’s the lightheaded, silly little creature that wants to marry a man like you?” “Well, sir.” replied Private Jones, meekly, “It's your daughter.”

* ‘ (Join-pa-nee, atteu-shuu, ’ 1 bawls the drill sergeant lo the awkward squad. “Com-pa-nee, lift your left leg up and hold it straight in front of you.” By mistake one raw recruit held up the right leg, which brought it out side by side with his neighbour's left leg. “Aw right, aw right,” yelled the hard-boiled sarg. “Who’s the wise guy over I here holding up both legs?”