SOME DOG
Shooting party enters a country pub for refreshment; on the bar parlour hearthrug lies a longish-lcgged retriever, its owner with a “pint" beside him. “Nice-looking dog you have there," says one of the party. “Ah, "says the owner, * * he’s the best anywhere round here, I can tell yer." “lias ho been trained to tho gunt" queries the gent. “Gun —gun!" says the owner, with tho utmost contempt. “You wouldn't want any gun if you own him. He can catch A coloured woman has been struck dumb through receiving a shock from an electric iron. Electric irons can be bought for as little as three-and-six-pence.
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Manawatu Times, Volume 62, Issue 98, 27 April 1937, Page 5
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106SOME DOG Manawatu Times, Volume 62, Issue 98, 27 April 1937, Page 5
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