My girl refused to marry me, so I said to her: “ I’ll get a revolver and blow my brains out.” Says she: “Don’t go to the expense of buying a revolver to blow out your brains; get a pinch of snuff and sneeze.” He: “Do you think your father would be willing to help mo in the future?” She: “Well, I hoard him say he felt like kicking you into the middle of next week."
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Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 3614, 18 November 1924, Page 2
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