SWEET ARE THE USES OF ADVERTISEMENT.
Obtaining admission by brihing the stage-door keeper, the man in the large-check trousers sought out the manager.
i " Are you the eminent controller ol , this noul-stirring melodrama ?" hj? ' asked. 1 "Yes, sir " responded the pleased manager. " What can T do for yo»?" ' "Well, in the third act, the pretty heroine points her finger at the bin . man with white teeth and says : i " You deep-dyed villain !' Am I i right ?" " I think you quote correctly." ! " Ah, then to business. How much |do you want, to let the villain re I spond : "I can't help being deep : dyed—l use Igo's Indelible Dyes'? j I'm Igo, and I'll pay you nnything within—" But the shock proved too much for I the manager, and he dropped to thf • floor in a faint.
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Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 2786, 27 September 1910, Page 2
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