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Why is a rooster on the fence like a penny -' —It lias a head on one side and a tail on the other. First Youth —“Scientists say that trees contribute to the heat of the atmosphere.” Second Youth—“That’S so; a birch has warmed me many a time.” Sammy Snifkins—“Dad, how many hairs has a man in his head?” Mr. Snifkins—“lt depends on whether ho is on good terms with his wife or not, my son.”
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Lake County Press, Issue 2669, 15 February 1917, Page 7
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75Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Lake County Press, Issue 2669, 15 February 1917, Page 7
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