Two pickpockets were strolling along the road together. Every now and again one of them would stop, take out his watch, and look' at it. His companion began to get annoyed.
"I say, Jim," he said, "what's up with yer? Why d'yer keep looking at your ticker? Ain't it goin' or something?" ••■:'-.'' "I'm not looking at it to see the time," said the other. "I'm looking at it to make sure that it's still there!"
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King Country Chronicle, Volume XXIX, Issue 4753, 1 October 1935, Page 3
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