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Scotsman (at football match for the first tjine, to a relative) : "What's that man doing?" Relative: "Ohhe '£ the goalkeeper, he stops the ball going into the net." Scotsman: "Paid for it??' Relative: "Yes, about seven pounds per "week." Scotsman: "Well, .wouldn't it be cheaper to board it up?"
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Hutt News, Volume 3, Issue 29, 11 December 1930, Page 3
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50IT WOULD Hutt News, Volume 3, Issue 29, 11 December 1930, Page 3
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