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Hutt News, Volume 3, Issue 14, 28 August 1930, Page 5

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Art Student: Can you suggest a title for this picture?. :;'./ Friend: Why not call it "Home 1" : Art Student: Why '' Home <?" : Friend:. Because there's, no-place like ■it;'/ •'■■ .....-..'.• . :■-..- ■•■•■';• ; ••' Herbert: Arthur hasn't been v out one night for three''weeks. Flora: Has he turned over a new leaf? Herbert: No, he's turned over a new '-car. •:.'" ''■•■ ■'". ■ ■;■'■■ / , That after taking out a peach many a man has f ound'himself stony. NO JOKE ';.-. A dear old lady visited the Zoological Gardens and; after wandering about for some time went up to a keeper and tapped him on the shoulder with her umbrella. "I'want to ask you," she said ''which of the animals you consider -the most remarkable. . The keeper scratched his head for a while. . "Well mum," he-.said at length, "after careful consideration, I've come to the conclusion as. the biscuit goes, to the laughing hyena." "Indeedi! And why do you consider the laughing hyena so remarkable ?' '■■;,- . •.. "Well mum, he only has a, sleep once a month, an' he only has,a drink once a year, so what he's got to laugh about is a mystery to me. "■ Flannels will not become. hard and felted after^ washing if. some olive pjl is added to the final rinsing water. Us© &i tablespoonful 0f,.-'pil to ieach gallon of water. ;