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Hot Lakes Chronicle, Volume 2, Issue 124, 24 April 1895, Page 4

Little things that tell—Small Groom: "Shall I rub his legs off» brothers. sir?" Equestrian: "No, you. had A look that is likely to 'make Borne better leave them on." stir' —The cook-bock. The only thing that really interests Some girls am nressed for time and the average hired man is something rthf-r* for the fun of it. < hnt h j" is not P 1 ,V| ' attending to. Tailors say that the fast man is I L V U generally pretty slow about paying the pawn-brokers." U p_ ""Won't you please give me a drink Though time flies it is the man who <f wa *f, r ? " , Sh ?rß fc f" d S°* what goes slow who keeps up with it. milkman haa ]ust left and gave •n j i ««' u hi i him a drink. Forward watch: "Bight bells, and all's well." Sea-sick Old Lady: "He Does a man-of-war go on a whanng wouldn't say so if he knew how badly ™y a S e when * startß ° ut to wbipsoraeI felt. bod JHot Lakes! Hot Lakes! a- :r, .A. ih: .a. im: 7 s ROTORUA, Under the patronage of Sir W. Jervois, Earl and Countess of Hopetoun, the Hon. Premier and Members of Parliament. Situated on an elevated position on the shores of Lake Rotorui, Convenient to all the sights in the district. Sulphur and Mineral Baths in the Grounds of Hotel. Charges from 8s to 12S per day. geyrer°"hoteu WA IRAK HI, The above Hotels are now under the direct control and supervision of the Proprietoress, Mrs R. GRAHAM. A reduction is made to weekly or monthly boarders. Guide Books posted free on application.

I ASK 4 y^«j f f !»<* vew Old Special MELLOW OLD and MELLOI the SCOTLAND PRODUCES .."- ® ®& D,C.L.BRAND ! '•nnsr/) re. /JO/ U/\j 1 n rv^ WMW, Mm*M WHOLESALE AGENTS, L. D. & Co Six miles from Lake Taupo (Eotorua side). SUPERIOR ACCOivifviODATiON ALL THE COMFOETS Ol'' a. TOURISTS AND INVALIDS. Hot Swimming Baths Hot Douche Baths Grajad Climate. Elevation —1350 feet above sea level COMPETENT GUIDES accompany tourists to the various places of interest, which bailie the most facile pen, and can only he realized when seen. MRS R. GRAHAM, Proprietress. —■ . ~- GEYSER VALLEY contains the following unequalled Natura wonders : Tuliuatuln, or Great Champagne Cauldron ; the Groat AVairakei Geyser ; the Donkey El gmo ; the Fairies' Bath ; the Lightnii'g Fool; the Case de Geyser, or Dragon's mouth ; the black Gevtci • the Mud Geyter ; the Blue Luke ; the OtTßaTlr; the Fi.gle's JSes-t; the Devil's Bunch Bowl ; the Friiice of Wales' Fiather3; the Mirrorthe Twin Geyser ; the Coral Geyser ; the Green Fool ; Terekerehe, 01 Hell Geyser ; the Steam Fammer. Guide's fie to Geyser Yalley/s.sdistance front the hotel, onj mile. • , 7 or Ladder Kapids. The Grandest Eapids in the Soiithern-IJeniispLere ; falling in six distinct cascades auiongbt weird and tugged scenery. Distance from the hotel,' three uiihs. Saddle horses to visit the ltapids, 7» Cd eacb. KERAPITI er the Devil's TrumiHt ta said to emit a pressure ol JbOibs of steam tr-the inch, from an aperture of about VI .inches in diauiettr. Distance frdih hotel three and a half miles; taddle horses to visit the above, 2s <Jd each. ; AESO THE HUKA FALLS] the Grandest Fulls m the Southern • m Hemisphere. The Falls inuy He visited on the same expedition as the jj£ DeviiVlrumpet. Distance from hotel three ami a half miles, Saddle borteor buggy 2s Qd eacb,