"Is alio well married?" "J should fay sc. She's been trying for years to get a divorce and can't." Clara: "Mr jSicc-fello said my face wasclassic. Whatis classic?" Dora: "Ob, most anythirg old." Willie Keep :"I was once voiy strongly tempted to blow out try bwains." EtbelKnox: "Did vou do it?" Pessimist: "Don't you wish you'd never been born ?'• Book agent: "No ; I let other people do thfit for me." ITe (pleadingly) : "Would you love trie if 1 were rich ?" She :"I can't say as to thai, but I'd probably marr} you." Site : ".As T am to be n pror man's wife, don't you think I oii|>lit to get a cook-book ?" He : "Wait a little, my pet, until we tnake sure that we will have anything to cook."
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Hot Lakes Chronicle, Volume 2, Issue 119, 20 March 1895, Page 3
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128Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 Hot Lakes Chronicle, Volume 2, Issue 119, 20 March 1895, Page 3
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