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Horowhenua Chronicle, 7 April 1936, Page 3

FREE AIR.

•*J i-apjX'se Your home-town is one o: those pla-ee* where everyone goes do-A U to meet til?’ train. 3 "What train:”’ * * 33 r Y oungldrd <a? they leave town): you. leave .anything for tie eat, dear ? f ' .Mrs Youngbird: “I wouldn't forget I, inn. 1 left him a tin of salmon with u ;hj-o;»cii<-r right beside it.** *■ ’ + *■ * “i wa* tapin': my wife and her mother for a drive, ’ ? satd a motorist '.-oiic-erned in an a tcudent ease. Were .jrrij-dei that a mishaji occurred —three people can *t ire in •charge ot .me ear. t y +• Uoetor {to motorist who had -r.>eea carried mto surgery alter an at'.dent;: *‘Yes. sir: you had a. load accident. "rmt I managed to bring you to.'” Motorist: "3 don't remember. Would you mind bringing me two tore 1' ‘ v •* + * A philologist says that the English ia ngua ae contains many usei tul ex* I fressioifh. For instance. ‘‘We really I'-an't afford to go .away on a long | ioar this year, my dear'.” | -y + *■ * “Ah dear me. things aren't what thev used t-c> be. sighed wanriie, discussing the 3*o unger generanoiu ‘-Why. about tie only time a modern -r■•other pat* her- foot down is when, tho traSc <-oj* signal-; her on. +. *■ * * Wile ;'rea.diijg,i: ‘MI says here they have found a sheep in the Ermalaya mountains that can run forty miles ' an hour. ’■ ; E’er Hubby: “Well it would tale is. lamb Hie that to fellow Mary nowadays. ‘ *