An Australian and an American were having an argument as to who owned the biggest ship. Said the American; “ Over in America the ships are so big that stewards have to go from one room to another in motor-cars.” “ Oh,” said the Australian, “ that’s nothing. Hero in Australia some of the ships are so big that the chief cook has to go through the stew in a submarine to see if the vegetables arc cooked,”-
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Evening Star, Issue 23175, 26 January 1939, Page 19
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