Wife: “How is it that Mr Nextdoor always catches bigger fish than you?” Husband (an amateur fisherman) : “ His arms are longer.” “ I want a little shilling book called 1 Why the Cost of Living Must Fall,’ ” a customer asked the assistant in the book shop. _ “ I’m sorry, madam, but that book is now Is Gel. We had to increase the price a little time ago.” Farmer (In Noel); “What are you doing iu that creek?” Noel; “ I’ve been playing cricket with your hull, and ho won the toss and sent me in first.”
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Evening Star, Issue 20995, 8 January 1932, Page 10
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