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Evening Star, Issue 20129, 20 March 1929, Page 7

Owner of Cur: ".Lot me liuvu my bill, please I’ve hud .some choose uml hiscuits and u glass of bitier. What lias my chauffeur hadf” Waiter; mon, trout, half a bottle of IMosello, black coflee, and half a dozen cigars ” The man with the boo had just finished planting his sweet peas. “There,” said he, “straightening him self up. “ I’ve spoiled a guinea paii of shoes and ruined a 30s pair of i trousers, but if we have good luck we’ll get a bouquet for which the florist would have charged about a shilling ” j A farme whose land had never been ! drained made up his mind to look out ! for another farm, and, meeting his I landlord he said: “ I’m gaun to gio jup til! farm ; naebody cud grow anything on’t.” Landlord; “ I’jn sorry to j hear it- If I take five .shillings off per (acre will you stop on Y ” Fanner; j "’Deed,.no ; land like that shud never he let by Ihe acre, but by the gallon.”