Father: “Johnny, I sea your little brother has the small apple. Did you let him have his choice, as I told you?” Son: “Yes, father, I told, him he could have his choice, the little one or neither, and ho took the little one.” “ Why did you strike the Post Office clerk?” asked the magistrate of the man summoned for assault. “Well, sir, I ’ands him a telegram to send to my girl, and he starts reading it, so, of course, I ups and gives Mm one.”
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Evening Star, Issue 20020, 10 November 1928, Page 2
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87Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 20020, 10 November 1928, Page 2
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