PUTTING IT RIGHT.
“ What did your father say when you told him you were going to take me away from him this Christmas?”
“ He seemed to feel his loss keenly at first, but I squared things with a good cigar.”
Two little English girls made friends while playing on the seashore. Said Number One to Number Two: “ Where do you live?” ‘‘ln London,” replied Number Two. “London?” said Number One, suitably impressed. “That's where the King and Queen live, isn’t it?” “Yes,” replied Number Two, and then with becoming modesty she added, “ but not in our street.” A woman has proved that a cat can walk fourteen miles from out) home to another. Several tired felines, upon being told this, merely remarked: “Please tell me’ow.”
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Evening Star, Issue 19759, 9 January 1928, Page 11
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125PUTTING IT RIGHT. Evening Star, Issue 19759, 9 January 1928, Page 11
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