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Evening Star, Issue 19408, 17 November 1926, Page 14

NEIGHBORLY ADVICE FREELY GIVEN BY A DUNEDIN RESIDENT. When one has suffered tortures from a bad back and found relief from the aches and pains, that person’s advice is of untold" value to friends and neighbors. The following neighborly advice should be of interest: .Mrs M. J. Newlands, 3a Macandrew road, Dunedin South, says: "For a time I was almost ..rippled with backache, and often had to lie up. The pain was awful, especially when I stooped or turned over in bed. I was also troubled a lot with bad headaches, and, generally speaking, felt fit for nothing. I knew my kidneys were very much out of order, but the trouble was to find a suitable medicine I tried all sorts of supposed cures, but nothing did me any good—in fact, I seemed to get worse instead of better. One day when I felt very much off color a friend suggested I should try Doan’s Backache Kidney Pills, and it proved a happy suggestion, for seven bottles cured me completely. I feel splendid now, and have only Doan’s Backache Kidney Pills to thank for my freedom from the torture of backache. It is a most trying ailment, but I have proved that Doan's Pills are a certain cure. This remedy is worthy of high recommendstion.” Doan’s Backache Kidney Pills are sold by all chemists and storekeepers at 3s per bottle, or will be posted on receipt, of price by Foster-M Clellan Co., 15 Hamilton street, Sydney. But be, sure you get. DOAN’S.—[Advt.]

A colored boy walked into a drug stove and, asked permission to use the telephone; then he called up Mr Jones, and the following conversation took place;—" Is this.vu, Mistah Jones?” “Yes.” “Well, Mistah Jon.es, I saw yo’ ad in do paper the other day, and yo’ wanted a colored boy. Did yon get one?” "Yes.” “Is he givin’ perfect satisfaction?” "Yes, he’s giving perfect satisfaction.” “Well, Mistab Jones, providin’ this colored boy don’t give perfect satisfacton, yon call me at 504.” The colored boy turned and started out, and the druggist, who had overheard, remarked; “You didn’t do any good, did yon?” “Yas, salt,” ■came tho reply. “ I’s dat colored boy what’s working down there, f’s jest checking up. to seo how I stand.”