Customer (angrily) : " Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup ! This is the second time such a thing has happened." Waiter (sympathetically) : "Ah, poor things! It's the- boiling 'em as kills 'em!" " Why do you use sueh a long cigarholder?" asked. Smith. "The doctor told me to keep away from tobacco/' replied Jones. Because you -would rather be woll than ill, inhale NAZOL regularly. Penetrating and germ-killing—the bent protection against coughs and colds,—£.AdYt J
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Evening Star, Issue 16987, 8 March 1919, Page 5
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74Page 5 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 16987, 8 March 1919, Page 5
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