"Do yon think you will be able to keep me out of saolr" ho asked after he had made a full confession to his lawyer. " I may not. be able to do that, but L can make the State spend a lot- oi" money in putting you there.'' . Gasworks Doctor (medically examining applicant, hm a job): "'Humph! 'Eraid you won't do. Your teeth are too bad." Amazed Applicant: "Teeth too bad! Well, what's, it matter? I'm going to shove! coke—not chew it !"
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Evening Star, Evening Star, Issue 15708, 23 January 1915