Tommy : " Pa!" Pa : " Yes, my mm." T«mmv : "1 Ich«w why peopl* walk in th«ir »1«p." P» : " Y«u «fo ; why is it?" Tiiiimy : " Bemus* th«ir f««t don't j» to »leep." Pat (in the newspaper ofnc*) : "What be yer charge for f unersl notices ?" Clerk : " Half a. crown an inch." Pat : "Be jabers 1 An' me poor brother was over six foot- high." "Louise, I really cannot permit you to read novels on Sunday." "But, grandmamma, this novel is all right; it tells about, a- girl who was- engaged to three Episcopal clergymen, all at once."
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Evening Star, Evening Star, Issue 15708, 23 January 1915
Evening Star Evening Star, Issue 15708, 23 January 1915
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