On the Lo*k-*ut.—Deacon (anxiwialy): : “ 1 regret that t»ur young' minister is «b- s liged to preach te such a small *»»gT«ga- ; tion.” Charming Widow: “So d» I. . Every time. hj« said ‘dearly beloved ’ this ' morning I felt as if 1 had received a pro- j pcsa.l!” I “ Why do they say ‘ As smart as a stool ; trap’?’.’ asked a talkative passens>w in a | train. “ I never could see anything par- j ticuhvrly intellectual about a steel trap.” j “A steel trap is called smart.” explained his fellow-tra-veller, “ Ix-causo it knows J k exactly. the light time to shut ud I” j
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Page 7 Advertisements Column 1, Evening Star, Issue 15707, 22 January 1915
Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 15707, 22 January 1915
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