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Mother: "Oh. doctor, I really don't, know whafc to do with myself, f am so upset. My child has had whooping-cough, measles, nnimps, and when I come home, this afternoon I find him ill Doctor : " Tho boVs a genius." Mother t "A Rr'nius?" Doctor: "Yes; infinite* capacity for taking pains." The names of the German and Austrian Emperors huve now been removed from the list of British field-marshals in tho Army List, aho from tho list of officers of tho Royal Dragoons and King's Dragoon Guard?, of which regiments they were respectively oolonels-in-chief. Germany i-= credited with having no fewer than 100,000 motor vehicles in military rise. Tin; present Prescient of Portugal" is Dr jVlmioel Arrinqn, who was elected in August. 1911. Hip, hip, hurrah! What for? Why, for M'Gavin's beer. The best, abso-bally-mtely, on the market. —[Advt.J

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Page 6 Advertisements Column 2, Issue 15706, 21 January 1915

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Page 6 Advertisements Column 2 Issue 15706, 21 January 1915

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