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“Why do you insist upon having the biggest" share" of the priding, Harry?” asked the mother of a small boy. "Isn’t vour older brother entitled to it?” *’ Xo, he isn’t,” replied the little fellow. “Ho was eating pudding two years before I was born. The lady gave him a glass of whisky. After Sandy finished his glass he exclaimed : " Awed, my lady, there was ■never sic a thing in rny young days.” " What,” said the lady, in astonishment, “no whisky?” “ Plenty whisky, but never jin a, wee glass,” imbed gauche.

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Page 8 Advertisements Column 3, Evening Star, Issue 15702, 16 January 1915

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Page 8 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 15702, 16 January 1915