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What do ycu -rant with all thes* hammocks and phonograph records: and faney groceries" as ed the shopktciei- Going to Iravo lstc summer boarders?" "No," replied Farmer CorafoTsel. " I wouldn't waste, all them <k. ~ l «r boerdcrs. I'm i.ryin' to make iho p'.aca attractive enough to perstad« a few farm fcauda to iing-er around an' help jno «nt witk the wb-aat erc-p." Sho: "Why i* it, I wondsr, that little men so often, marry large women ?" He: " I don't ltc#w, unless it is that the little fellows aro afraid to back out of the engagements." Startc-r: "'They' say tho Germans aren't bad marksmen." Hacker: "They didn't proTO it. at tha battle of tho Manic."' Starter • " Well, the. bosfc marksmen in the world would ha a little bit off if the target-. wer* chssine them."

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Evening Star, Evening Star, Issue 15700, 14 January 1915

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Evening Star Evening Star, Issue 15700, 14 January 1915