J A sturdy Scot, 6fli sin in height, is a gamej keeper near Stafford. One hot day last I summer he was aeconipauying a bumptious ! sportsman of a very small stauire when he was greatly troubled by midges. The other I said to Mm: "My good man, why is it that tho midg«s do not trouble me.?" "I daursay," replied the gamekeeper, with a comprehensive glance at the other's small proportions, "it will be because they hevna ' seen yo yet." i New Parson: " And what is your husi band, Mrs Brown?" Mrs Brown: "Well, I sir, 'e ain't exactly a policeman, but 'e 1 goes with, 'sun a ffood deal."
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Page 3 Advertisements Column 2, Evening Star, Issue 15696, 9 January 1915