Confederates.-—At a provincial Police Court sn old !>oachcT iva <r.~nr.-in;H for the twentieth time. j\s the policeman led him away he said to tho "Don't be disturbed, your Wor-biu T>;ii shall have your panic all the sum:: for dinner this evening!" " Tho Young Ide-i.—Mother: "What is dint book you are r»,n?in.?-, Charlicr" Liule Charlie: "It's a book called 'Child Training,' that I borrowed from Mrs Jonc." Mother- "Bo you find it arousing?" Little Charlie: "Oh, no! I merely wanted to tea if I had bteu brought up propertr."
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Page 1 Advertisements Column 6, Evening Star, Issue 15692, 5 January 1915
Page 1 Advertisements Column 6 Evening Star, Issue 15692, 5 January 1915
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