" Why, Mrs Robinson, whet is the house all upset for? You're not going to move, are you?" "Oh,/no, indeed! Our Jane was married last week, g,nd she just took away the things she thought belonged to her;" First Undergraduate : " Have you telafraphed to the old man for "money?" econd Undergraduate: "Yes." "Got an answer?" " Yes; I telegraphed the governor 'Where is that money I wrote lor'*' and his answer reads 'Li my pocket!' " A Moving Question.—Lecturer; ' Lgdies and gentlemen, we shall consider this evening tho fundamental principles of architecture. Tho Etruscans ". Voice -. " How d'ye build a dog kennel?" Lecturer, solicitously ; " Are you going to_ move!"
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Page 6 Advertisements Column 4, Evening Star, Issue 15690, 2 January 1915
Page 6 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 15690, 2 January 1915
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