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The Excursionist. .Scene: Ticket office at tba (censored).— Tripper Willielm: " First class to Paris." Clark: " line blocked." "Then make it Wa»aw." "Line blocked." "Well, what about Calais?' "Lin© blookedi." " Hang it! I must go somewhere. I promised my people S would." —' Punch.' . Mrs Scrapp: "Statistics show uiat married men live longer than single men." Scrapp: "Yes; it serves them caifco right." • Marie: "At the place Where I was spending my vacation this summer a fresh young farmer tried to kiasi me. Ho told me he'd never kissed a girl in his fife." Ethel: "What did you say to. him f Maries "I told him I was no agricultural •xj>»riment station " •■.,,, n"They appeared to have her bent (\ iccAdmirai Sir David Beatiy); " Vis3iiis»v was such that spotting was rendered difficult" (Commodore it. Y. Tyrwhitt) | "Corporal Spencer has been lulled In a wrap* (Lord from recent Q£lfflid..desnatfibea.

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Evening Star, Evening Star, Issue 15690, 2 January 1915

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Evening Star Evening Star, Issue 15690, 2 January 1915

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