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GOING TO BE FIRED. " That follow acts as though he were the bit; gun of this establishment." " 110 has one cause to think so.'' " What is that?" " He is going to bo fired."' Mammal "Don't you knov.- that King Solomon said 'Sparc the rod and spoil thy child'?" Little Johnnie: "Yes; but he never said it until ho got to old his mother couldn't beat biml" The Ruesians have captured the Kaiser's model horse-breeding establishment in Eastern Prussia*. Having lost hi? stud, no wonde-r Wilhslm's choler is rising. Barman: " Strikes me there's one. o' these bloomin' German spi«s in the smokeroom, sir. 'E'e bra<*(jin' about bein' a Scotchman, and the whisky I took 'im a quarter of an ftcur ago, '«j ain't even touched yet!" A few slices of GOLDEN EAGLE PLUG ! Rub them ! —notice the- rich promising jtroma ! Lijjht up ! —How the blue smoke twists and twirls—sniff its sweetness —enjoy its ;;ooilness. No other for me! How about YOU? Also in tins. —[AdYt.] »

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Page 3 Advertisements Column 1, Evening Star, Issue 15689, 31 December 1914

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Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 15689, 31 December 1914