Hawksr: “Any rags to-day, sir?" Hennecked : “ No, no; my wife’s away in the country.” Hawker (suggestively): “Any. empty bottles!” A school teacher was cashing her monthly cheque at the bank, when the bank clerk apologised for tho dirty condition of the notes be handed to her, saying: “I hope you're not afraid of microbes?" “Not a bxl" the school teacher replied. “I’m aura so microbe could live on my salary I’ l
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Page 6 Advertisements Column 4, Evening Star, Issue 15674, 12 December 1914
Page 6 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 15674, 12 December 1914
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