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Two Irishmen mot at an inn and railed I for dinner. There was a. dish of horse- | radish grated. " Pat, thinking it was something to I)e eaten with a spoon, put a I large spoonful into his mouth. Tears im- j mediately filled his eyes and rolled down his cheeks. His companion ■ saw it, ami asked: “Pat. what is the matter?" "I was just thinking of my poor father, that was hanged iu Ireland,” answered Pat. ; But Jemmy soon filled his mouth with the same, and as the tears gushed from his eyes also. Pat says : “ What’s the matter? What has happened (o ye?” “Ah'” says Jemmy, ‘‘l was just thinking ; what a pity it was that you were not I hanged when your fafhar was I” |

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Page 1 Advertisements Column 5, Issue 15673, 11 December 1914

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Page 1 Advertisements Column 5 Issue 15673, 11 December 1914

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