Townky (visiting suburban friend): "Who was that man to vrhom you just took off your hat?" Suburbs: "Him? He's the engineer of our village waterworks, you know. JIo has a great idea of himself, and if we don't act with proper humility in his ho shuts off th«* pressure, and we can't wash, much k«s sprinkle our lawns." Inspector: "Any abnormal children in your class, Miss Pedaqfog?" S>chool teacher: "Yes, one of them has maimers." You'll best please the " best httlo woman in the world" if you smoke GOLDEN EAGLE—it doesn't " hanjj about the ourtnans"! Every puff will linger with you as a pleasant memory though I Try a PLUG to-day !-[Advt.]
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Page 5 Advertisements Column 1, Evening Star, Issue 15665, 2 December 1914
Page 5 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 15665, 2 December 1914
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