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“ What," said a bachelor to a benedict, •‘married only » year, and already so miserable?” “Ah, but,” groaned the benedict, "I never imagined that a wife would prove so expensive.” The bachelor patted the unhappy married man on the back in a consolatory way. “Yes,” he said, “ a wife is an expensive article, that is true; but then you must remember that she lasts a very long time.” YOU MAY HAVE TRIED “This, that, or the other,” but for permanent relief and pleasurable action you will never find anything to equal Chamberlain’s Tablets for indigestion, constipation, and biliousness.—£Adft.J

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Page 11 Advertisements Column 2, Issue 15660, 26 November 1914

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Page 11 Advertisements Column 2 Issue 15660, 26 November 1914

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