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Kept His Word —'l Vamp : “ No, mum,, I ain’t dirty from choice. I’m bound by Honor. Yer see, I one© wrote a testimonial for a fioapmaker, and promised to use no other.” Old Lady: “Well, why don't you use that?” Tramp: "Because, mum, (h© firm failed about five years ago !’* I "My boy,” said a police sergeant to a ' junior member of the force, you can’t say lam lazy. Look at these stripes; I didn’t get these t>y loafing about the streets and outside public-houses.” “No," the other answered with a smile. ‘ I know you didn't get them in that way, or you'd be ]a zebra by iiea I’’

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Evening Star, Evening Star, Issue 15657, 23 November 1914

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Evening Star Evening Star, Issue 15657, 23 November 1914