Friend (at a French play): " Why did you applaud so vigorously when that comedian made his speech before the curtain?" Spriggins (confidentially): "So that folks would think I understood French. What did he say?" Friend: "He said the ieniainder of his rjart ftust be taken by an understudy, as his Mother was dyiiwt*'
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Page 2 Advertisements Column 1, Evening Star, Issue 15655, 20 November 1914
Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 15655, 20 November 1914
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