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The Chinese aro not a raco jrivea t.-> flattery. A wntleman called at a Chinese laundry for his cloth**. On receiving the package ho noticed some. Chinese characters marked upon it. Being curious, he ask*d, pointing to the lettering: "Thai is ray name. I suppose''" " No, 'Scliption." was the Chinaman's bland reply. " Lil ol' man, closs-eyed, no teet'!" Nurse: "Why.. Bobby, you selfish little boy! Why didn't you give your sister a piece of yonr- applet" Bobby: "I gave her the siteds. Sne can ulant 'cm. 'and h»VB a Tvliuit uidfrar^-"

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Page 8 Advertisements Column 1, Issue 15653, 18 November 1914

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Page 8 Advertisements Column 1 Issue 15653, 18 November 1914

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