Teacher: “ Willie, in your essay on the giraffe yon call it a haughty animal. Why did you write that?” Willie: "’Cause it looks down on the other animals." “My dining room is the hottest place on earth. I wish i knew what to do to cool it.” “ Did you ever take a friend home to dinner when your wife didn’t «q}eot it!”
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Page 12 Advertisements Column 3, Evening Star, Issue 15650, 14 November 1914
Page 12 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 15650, 14 November 1914
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