Proud Father : " Welcome back to the old farm, my boy! So yo got through college all right?" Farmer's Son : "Yea, father." Proud Father : "Ye know 1 told yo to study up on chemistry and things so you'd know best what' to do with different kinds of kind. What do ye think of that meadow there, for instance?" Farmer's Son (joyfully) : "Great Scott! What a prace for cricket!" Employee: "Sir, I would respectfully ask you for an increase of ealary. I have aot married lately." Manager of Works; "Very sorry, Horneyhand, I can be of no assistance to you. The company is not responsible for any accidents that happen tft when off duty,"
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Page 7 Advertisements Column 1, Evening Star, Issue 15647, 11 November 1914
Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 15647, 11 November 1914
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