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"HEADS I W1N..."

My Uncle Wilbur Simpson says That women are not ever brave; He says whenever things go wrong They drop (his independent song, And call for men to save. Yet when the doctor came to-day To vaccinate us, great and small, My Uncle Wilbur ran away. Whereas, I thought his wife, Aunt May, Was not afraid at all. I said: “But don’t you think Aunt May Was brave about her vaccination?” He frowned, and answered: “No, great Scott! It seems these women haven t got The least imagination!” —‘ Now York Tribune.’

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"HEADS I WIN...", Issue 15644, 7 November 1914

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"HEADS I WIN..." Issue 15644, 7 November 1914

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