Mother (to her son): “Tommy, you mustn’t go fishing with Peter; he's Just getting over the measles.” Tommy: “ There won’t be any danger, mother; I never catch anything when I’m fishing.” Hicks: “The idea oi your letting your wife go around telling the neighbors that she mada a man of you I You don’t hear mV wife saving that.” Wicks : “ No; but 1 hoard her telling my wife that she had. don© her best.” “I was Sony to see you standing outside that inn the other morning, James,” said the vicar. “It was no fault o’ mine, ®r,” said James, “ that I was standiu’ outside (’* • • ■ . ■
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Page 2 Advertisements Column 1, Evening Star, Issue 15644, 7 November 1914
Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 15644, 7 November 1914
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