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Wife- "Now. John, my sister Bene and her steady nra coming to cail ou us tonight. So you must act the pnrt of an ideally happy man. She's not quite sure of him yet" John (savagely): "Leave it to me. Thai lolistcr trimmed me on a horse trade once. Leave it to me!" Nervous Lody (in whose street there liav teen several burglaries): " How often d you policemen come down I his road? I'n constantly aliout. but I never see you.' Policeman: "Ah, very likely I sees yon when you don't see me. mum. It's a policeman's business to secrete 'isself." Friend (to unlucky angler): " Hallo! have yen fallen in?" Anjjler (wringing' his clothes): "No, von idiot 1 This i* ner*i>ira-

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Page 3 Advertisements Column 1, Evening Star, Issue 15642, 5 November 1914

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Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 15642, 5 November 1914