Old Lady (to doctor she has stopped in the street)': "Can you tell m«, doctor, if taking snuff affects" the brain?" Doctor: " No, madam; people who take snuff have no brains." "Had a puncture, my friend?" asked the passer-by, with an air of interest. The chauffeur looked up, and swallowed his frelintrs irilh a htitte gulp. " No. sir," he roplied. " fin just t:lianj s 'in<; Iho air in tho t-yi-fls. The other lot's worn out, yon know!"
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Page 6 Advertisements Column 3, Evening Star, Issue 15634, 27 October 1914
Page 6 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 15634, 27 October 1914
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