A Plain Prescription.—Maundy (rushing into the drug store): "‘Doc., All wants somethin’ to put mah man asleep.” Doc. : “Gentleman of color?” Maundy: “Ycseah.” Doc.: “Uso a fiat iron." Any Time.—Nell: “ Eliza went to an astrologer to find out when was tho best time to get married.” Stell: “What did he tell her?” Nell: “Ho took one look at her and told her to grab her, first chance,”
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Evening Star, Evening Star, Issue 15627, 19 October 1914
Page 5 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 15627, 19 October 1914
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