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Evening Star, Issue 15293, 19 September 1913, Page 2

A boy was walking along Queen street, Auckland, one day recently, aaya the ‘Herald.’ when he noticed a.' purte upon the ground. On picking it up, he dig. covered that the pnrso contained notes, coina, cheques, and valuables worth in all £375. The boy immediately took the puree to the address given on a card inside. The owner—a woman—beamed on him and said: “Will you have a drink o( lemonade V’ insomnia, eh? Doctor: “Troubled with „„ f You must oat something before going to bed.” Tatient: “Why, doctor, vou onco ickl me never to cat anything before eoin-r to bed.” Doctor (with dignity): “ 'That! madam, wms way bark* in 1906. Hcicncc has made great, strides since then.”